A recorded walkthrough
Screen and voice, going through your site page by page, showing where intent dies and why.
Find out exactly what’s wrong with your site.
Not a checklist, and not a Lighthouse score you could run yourself. Your site, read the way your buyer reads it, on a phone, cold, in a hurry: every place you lose them, with the fix, in the order it matters.
Swipe sideways to see all of it.
$500
Launch rate, 4 of 5 left as of 9 October 2026. $800 from the sixth audit.
- + $25048-hour turnaround
- − $200with a Roast My Website credit pack
- − $500off any project booked within 30 days
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Sign in with devsforfun IDWhat you receive
Three artefacts, 5 business days after your intake form lands. All of them are yours to keep and to forward to whoever else needs to see them.
A written action plan
Every fix in the order it matters, impact against effort, so you know what to do Monday and what can wait a quarter.
A competitor table
Five competitors or comparable businesses, what each does well, and which of it applies to you.
A proposal for doing the work comes with it only if you want one. The audit stands on its own, and you can take it to anyone.
What it covers
The first ten seconds
What a stranger understands about your business before they scroll, and what they get wrong.
Where you're losing them
The specific moments on specific pages where intent dies, with the fix, not just the flag.
The messaging
What you're saying against what they need to hear. Usually the largest single gap.
Your market
What's working for five competitors or comparable businesses, and which of it applies to you.
The honest call
Whether you need a rebuild, a few fixes, or, if it's true, to stop investing in the website and put the money elsewhere.
Priority order
Impact against effort, so the list is a plan rather than a pile.
A list of deliverables, not a promise of outcomes: what happens to your traffic afterwards depends on your pricing, product and sales. What the audit controls is the date and the redo.
What happens after you pay
The clock starts when your intake form arrives, not when the payment lands, so buying on Friday and filling the form on Monday loses nobody the weekend.
- TodayA short intake form. Two minutes, and the audit is materially better for it.
- Days 1 to 4Your site, then five comparable ones, gone through properly.
- Day 5The walkthrough, the written plan and the competitor table, in your inbox.
- After$500 off a project booked within 30 days.
Nothing to act on? It’s redone once, free.
And if you book a project within 30 days, the $500 comes off it, which makes the audit free. Five days from intake to inbox.